It Starts With the Anti-Christ and Ends With a Beef and Beef

You must think I’m the Anti-Christ after reading my Easter post and then posting 10 old posts. If you want tips on how to alienate readers then I’m your girl. Really, I’m not trying to piss anyone off. I’m just being honest about my religious background and the posts? Well I’m looking at the past and trying to put some pieces of my life back together.

Look, if you were trying to figure out when you started having symptoms of cancer for the second time or were missing pieces of your life from memory loss due to no fault of your own then you would do the same thing.

On to other things…

Tomorrow is the MRI. Nothing to eat or drink four hours before. Bring a list of all medications. Arrive at 9:30 am for your 10:00 am appointment. Be sure to take a fuckton of Xanax. Oh, that last direction about Xanax? Those are my directions because they don’t sedate you for a close MRI at my hospital.

Ah, yes…tomorrow we’ll see what’s inside my abdomen. No one can tell me this time there isn’t anything there because my belly protrudes in abnormal areas. It hurts in weird ways. I will not live with this like I did from September 2002 till October 2004 or again from September 2005 until February 2007. There’s something wrong…I know it.

Whatever it is will have to wait until after TequilaCon. I’m seriously not joking. I just donated a tiny bit of money (because that’s all I have) for Hilly to Come to Philly. I’m here in Philly so I feel like I have to get her here.

Now I need to scrape up the dough to get a hotel room in order for me to have a good time at TequilaCon because I will not drink and drive. Unless of course someone wants to share the cost of a hotel room with me. We may need to have a Blogger Beef and Beer to raise some cash for a room. How would we do that? A Blogger Beef and Beer?

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