You must think I’m the Anti-Christ after reading my Easter post and then posting 10 old posts. If you want tips on how to alienate readers then I’m your girl. Really, I’m not trying to piss anyone off. I’m just being honest about my religious background and the posts? Well I’m looking at the past and trying to put some pieces of my life back together.
Look, if you were trying to figure out when you started having symptoms of cancer for the second time or were missing pieces of your life from memory loss due to no fault of your own then you would do the same thing.
On to other things…
Tomorrow is the MRI. Nothing to eat or drink four hours before. Bring a list of all medications. Arrive at 9:30 am for your 10:00 am appointment. Be sure to take a fuckton of Xanax. Oh, that last direction about Xanax? Those are my directions because they don’t sedate you for a close MRI at my hospital.
Ah, yes…tomorrow we’ll see what’s inside my abdomen. No one can tell me this time there isn’t anything there because my belly protrudes in abnormal areas. It hurts in weird ways. I will not live with this like I did from September 2002 till October 2004 or again from September 2005 until February 2007. There’s something wrong…I know it.
Whatever it is will have to wait until after TequilaCon. I’m seriously not joking. I just donated a tiny bit of money (because that’s all I have) for Hilly to Come to Philly. I’m here in Philly so I feel like I have to get her here.
Now I need to scrape up the dough to get a hotel room in order for me to have a good time at TequilaCon because I will not drink and drive. Unless of course someone wants to share the cost of a hotel room with me. We may need to have a Blogger Beef and Beer to raise some cash for a room. How would we do that? A Blogger Beef and Beer?
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Avitable 03.24.08 at 8:25 am
Britt found a really cheap room with Priceline, so there’s that option, too.
I think someone should start a room share list serv so people can figure that out. I know a couple of people who are hoping to find someone to share with.
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Nat 03.24.08 at 9:07 am
Given the situation. I think that any vitriol aimed pretty much anywhere is totally called for. Good luck on the MRI.
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Kyra 03.24.08 at 10:37 am
I need to find a roomie for it too, actually. I think there is a slew of us. If enough of us go in (slumber party!?!) it could be rather affordable. I know a lot of people are staying at the Holiday Inn, historic district. Or trying to anyway.
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Hilly 03.24.08 at 12:56 pm
That’s a great idea that Avi had. I know of at least four people that need a roommie.
Thank you so much for helping out…I honestly appreciate it.
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Lisa 03.24.08 at 7:12 pm
Avitable, That’s an excellent idea. Maybe I’ll email Jen and see if she has an updated list of who is going.
I don’t know when every one is coming in to town or who has been to Philadelphia before but I can be a tour guide if anyone wants to see anything.
Nat, Thanks for the good luck on the MRI. You would think they would use a tranquilizer dart or something.
Kyra, A slumber party is an excellent idea…LOL. The historic area is a good place to stay and safe to stay. I’m not sure exactly what street the Holiday Inn is located. I’ll have to check and make sure it’s a good neighborhood.
Hilly, I hope you are able to make it. I’m really looking forward to meeting everyone.
Tense Teacher 03.24.08 at 10:08 pm
Just wanted you to know that I’m still reading, although I don’t know what to say…
I will ask my kids to remember you in their prayers when we have our quiet time tomorrow morning. I hope you’re wrong and the MRI comes out clean.
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cajunvegan 03.24.08 at 11:16 pm
I’ll be thinking of you tomorrow as well. I would have to take a shitload of Xannies for a closed MRI … really claustrophobic.
And, I enjoy re-reading some of your posts. You haven’t alienated me yet.
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Lisa 03.25.08 at 6:40 am
Tense T, Thanks for continue to read. I realize that I sometimes leave people not knowing what to say and that’s not my intention. I’m one of those people who puts it out there…as raw as I’m feeling things sometimes. Believe me, the fact that you leave a comment saying you don’t know what to say goes far beyond anything.
Sometimes I read something I’ve written and think, “What would I say to someone in my shoes?” and I’d probably say, “You are one fucked up little cookie Missy.”
cajun v, I’m getting ready to hit the Xanax now. The MRI is in about 3 hours. I imagine I won’t be in any shape to go to work afterwards. Woo Hoo.
I’m extremely claustrophobic…extremely.
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