Warning: I’m heavily sedated so I’m thinking about unicorns, rainbows and how wonderful life really is. As an added bonus the Rolling Stones are playing on the radio so I this may in fact be some kind of spiritual awakening. Or the effects of the Xanax I had to take for the MRI.
My doctor the cousin called to give me the stupidest new ever. Stupid. He ran a test to check my hormonal level. Guess what it said? I’m in menopause. Hello? McFly? I’ve been in menopause since January 2005 because he performed a hysterectomy.
Then he said he had good news…everything is good with my thyroid. I would have rather heard that my thyroid is in the shitter because we could blame how I feel on the thyroid. No such luck.
You know what? I feel like a little old lady with all of these medical ailments. Really, it’s enough. What happened to life when it revolved around shopping for a killer deal on a Coach bag or a Jones New York suit? Or when I got excited that Famous Footwear was having a sale? Oh, oh, oh, or when Lancome put out the new colors for the season? The girly stuff!
What happened to getting excited over a show I was going to see? Like Sonny Landreth on April 4th. I love Sonny Landreth and really want to see him.
Well, I am excited about getting my hair done this Saturday and I’m going to attempt my first vlog. I have the feeling fuck will be every other word out of my mouth but at least I’ll look good.
O.K. this stoner needs to crash…and dream about unicorns.
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