Usually I don’t go for memes but someone was thinking, “Hey you know what? Lisa may not be up to writing since she just had chemotherapy the other day.” I love people like that because she’s right. I’m still not up to par but doing a meme just means I get to reveal more facts about myself you didn’t already know…not that I’m a lazy blogger.
The Meme With No Name
1. Things I was doing 10 years ago:
- I was a stay-at-home-mom with only one child
- I hung out with other stay-at-home-moms and went to play dates
- Dude and I lived on one income, easily and lavishly
- I smashed the back-end of my 1997 Saturn when I backed up into a Ford F-150 that was parked causing $3,000 to the Saturn
- I smashed the back-end of the car because I accelerated really fast when I was pissed off
2. Five things on my to-do list today:
- Kick cancer’s ass
- Kick cancer’s ass
- Kick cancer’s ass
- Kick cancer’s ass
- Kick cancer’s ass
3. Snacks do I enjoy:
- Peanut M&Ms
- Pita Bread and Hummus
- Guacamole and Nachos
- Ice Cream
4. Things I would do if I were a BILLIONAIRE:
- Put enough money in Cam’s and Teenie’s college fund for college tuition
- Pay off ALL debt
- Move out of Pennsylvania and buy a new home
- Volunteer
5. Three of my bad habits:
- Eating when I’m not hungry which contributes to my fat ass
- Biting my nails
- Pushing my body too hard when I need rest
6. Five places I have lived:
- Southeast Pennsylvania - the grand majority of my life
- South Jersey - for three out of my 41 years of life
7. Five jobs I have had:
- Hairstylist
- Salon Manager
- Customer Service Representative
- Logistics Coordinator
- Web Designer
8. How did I name my blog?
One evening I was enjoying a few cocktails and chatting with blog friends when I mentioned that a certain situation in my life had turned into a “clusterfook” instead of a “clusterf*ck”. It occurred to me that “clusterfook” would make an awesome name for a blog, MY blog. After all, it seemed that anytime more than one person got involved in my life everything turned into one huge CLUSTERFOOK!
O.K. You know how the meme rules work. I’m not tagging anyone because “that’s how I roll”. Well maybe I’ll tag Karl. He likes memes…
…and solidarity.
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Hey maybe I can do this seeing as how I haven’t posted in..forevers.
But then again that requires typing ; )
ocbs last blog post..Because we can!
I love your answer(s) to number 2.
ocb, Yes, I’ve been wondering why you haven’t posted in AGES. What’s up with that? Are you in a rut? (OMG, I typed “rug” first…LOL) Are you O.K.?
Kate, Hey, I’m not playing, ya know.
Isn’t Karl just the awesomest friend? I cannot believe he did it. I mean, it’s just hair, right? But still.
I find it somehow hysterical that you were a hairstylist and you just shaved all your hair off. Fuck you, cancer!
Shellis last blog post..A Bunch of Stuff
I love your list. We could totally be snack buddies. Pitas and hummus? Have you tried Wegman’s garlic naan?? Karl rocks.
HeatherKs last blog post..94 degrees?
Lisa,
You are one of the *many* people I didn’t actually get the chance to meet while at tequilaCon, so you may not have the foggiest clue as to who I am.
However, I just came from Karl’s site, having watched his video of Solidarity for his support for you, and while I was grinning ear to ear, I am deeply touched by it as well.
You’re going through a lot and along with everyone else, I support you!
My thoughts and prayers are with you and I’m sending Positive vibes your way.
~ZZ
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Agreeing with everyone else, Karl is awesome! My oldest is going to donate to locks of love, hopefully next week. Maybe I will take pictures for ya!
Hope you are feeling better today, and keep that ginger nearby…
btw- I am in South Jersey…you must tell me what part you lived in…(you can email if you want)
Christines last blog post..Celebrating the little things…
Shelli, Karl is the best! Hey, where do you think I got the clippers from?
HeatherK, I don’t have a Wegmann’s near me at least I don’t think I do. I think the closest on is in Bucks County.
Karl totally rocks.
Greeneyzz, I know..I tried to meet as many people as possible at TequilaCon too. Thanks for your support.
Christine, That’s awesome that she is donating to locks of love. Sister D did that one time. I’m not sure if she is doing it again or not.
I lived in South Jersey in the mid 1970s and I lived in Burlington County.
I love your to do list I am a 16 year old teeenager that has cancer!
and I plan on kicking the cancer’s ass too 
kaylees last blog post..New toumour!
Kaylee, It breaks my heart that someone so young has to say that they are kicking cancer’s ass but at the same time I’m so glad to hear that you have the same attitude as I do.
I grew up in Camden County…I live a bit further south, now…I used to work in Mount Holly, for the Hospital…
When my dtr donates, I will post pics somewhere…
Christines last blog post..Celebrating the little things…
Ack! Tagged by a meme? Oh, okay, for you…anything.
Karls last blog post..I Come Home to THIS?