Hey, Clusterfookers, Avitable here. As you know Lisa starts round 2 of Chemo today, so she’s gotten a slate of guest posters to help out for a bit.
And the best way that I can think to help is the typical Internet way - offer useless, unsolicited advice like I’m an expert! Without further ado, here are the top five things Lisa can do for fun and games as someone with no hair:
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Oh my. Something tells me you’ll be famous for your art someday. . .
Hope you’re doing o.k. Lisa.
Black Belt Mamas last blog post..Where NOT to Honeymoon
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Brilliant - good thoughts to Lisa.
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Oh, Avitable. Always so helpful with the suggestions.
Lisa, I have been reading your blog and enjoying. I will keep you in my thoughts.
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Ha ha ha ha Avi. You nut.
Best wishes to Lisa!
Karen Sugarpantss last blog post..Seeing Red
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Well done Adam.
Sending positive vibes to Lisa!
Mikes last blog post..Darn.
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Best wishes Lisa!
Hope all goes well.
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You are truly insane. Good luck to you, Lisa. We are all thinking about you during this challenging time.
Willie Gs last blog post..And now he knows… or not
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Wishing you all the very best, and wishing Avi some art lessons.
(Took me forever to realize that was a microphone stand in that last pic. Don’t ask what I thought it was)
B.E. Earls last blog post..The Paper Bag
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I’m making pamphlets and passing this out to patients on the oncology unit at my hospital!
Honeybells last blog post..Sorrowful
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*giggle*
Great job, Adam, as ALWAYS.
Good luck, Lisa!! (((HUGS)))
Poppys last blog post..cat hats and "love" taps
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Best wishes - hope things go well with your chemo, and that you’re fighting hard!
Tracys last blog post..May 9, 1983 - Thursday
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I thought you gave Lisa a penis in the singing picture, then I realized it was a mic. Funny, though.
Good luck, Lisa
Amandas last blog post..You’ve Seen This Entertainment Through And Through
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so — she’ll be bald and… topless?
that girls last blog post..13×365 - Mr. L
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Love your artwork and sense of humor!
You’re a good buddy to Lisa; those cartoons are sure to elicit 5 big smiles from her.
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Where were you when I had to shave my head after having an allergic reaction to mosquito bites??
Dave2s last blog post..Slammed
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Heh, very nice. Rock out to Metallica during your chemo, babe.
Karls last blog post..I Need Rachel Ray to Escort Me Around NYC
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Just happen to sneak a peek because I woke up in the middle of the night. I think this is the best post ever on this blog. At least one that I will treasure.
I needed the giggles at 2:00 AM to calm the nerves before surgery…and then chemo. It will be quite a day!
You are the best Avi!
Thanks every one for your support. You guys rock!
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Hi Lisa!
First time reader here, sent over by Avitable. I just wanted to say that I think you are absolutely amazing! You are incredibly brave and so beautiful. I will be keeping you in my thoughts and prayers as you fight this battle again. Your spirit is inspirational!
Adam - that was hilarious. I’m still giggling over the mini-Avitable handing over the $5. Classic!
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I could SO see Lisa doing #2.
And if you do it Lisa I want video, pretty please.
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Bwahahahaha. Man, if I were Lisa I would laugh my ass off and then stab you in the forehead with a fork.. and then laugh more. Aren’t you glad I’m not Lisa?
Lisa, dude, my thoughts are totally with you.
(and if my comment looks strange, blame it on watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High, my husband considers this to be required viewing.)
Duuuuude.
AmyDs last blog post..Moving Pictures
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Number two is the best.
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Yeah, that’s all very well, but what if people like Ron Howard and Bruce Willis start getting in on the act?
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Sending happy thoughts your way, Lisa.
(and sending Adam art lessons!)
DaisyJos last blog post..Call Me When it’s Over
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Those dudes in orange have never given me a Fuck Cancer pamphlet. I might have been more receptive and stopped cussing at them if they had.
Love you Lisa - good vibes today babe!
Miss Britts last blog post..Wherever I Go, There I’ll Be
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Lisa, you’ve survived being Avitized, cancer should be no big deal. Sending you lots of positive thoughts and hope for the future.
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I love your cartoons Avi. Awww hell, I think I love you.
Good luck Lisa.
Buckys last blog post..Energy Drinks Are Of The Devil!
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That was cute and funny!!!
Lisa: the best of lucks for today. Hope you feel good soon this time.
Lots of big hugs from Florida
FERNANDA
Fernandas last blog post..Qué maravilla!!!
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Good luck today Lisa - kick some cancer butt! You are one tough amazing woman!
Avitable - you have an awesome sense of humor, or something.
Fantastagirls last blog post..I passed (or so I think)
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I think you should sell your artwork for the Fuck Cancer Benefit for Lisa LOL
Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near Yous last blog post..Ambajam – Tres’ Trendy!
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Cool ideas. What about adding walking around naked while holding a sign that says WANT TO PET MY WIENER? (of course, she could borrow one of my wiener dogs as an accessory!)
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
Hallies last blog post..I’m Alive….Thanks for Asking
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I love how in #1, her dress has a front, but her boobs still spill out the sides. And I totally love the selling the artwork for the “Fuck Cancer” benefit. I don’t know Lisa, but through you and others around, but my best wishes go out to her.
ADWs last blog post..Best Cartoon Ever?
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Lisa- The good Karma is headed your way. I can spare a bucket or two of it!
Adam- That was f-ing hilarious! Humor has always been the best medicine!
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Those are awesome! And hilarious!
You should do this for a living!
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Those are fantastic!
Good luck today, Lisa!!! Thinking of you today!
Christines last blog post..The last day of third grade!
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I’m all about #3.
It’s the orange that draws me in.
NYCWDs last blog post..BrittCon Primer: Downtown Manhattan
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I am sending you lots of good wishes. Cancer is a bitch, and by bitch I mean something that needs to be killed, not the good kind of bitch like me. I hope that this is the bravest that you’ll ever have to be. After this you can be a wussy for life if you want to be!
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How about this: show up at pool halls calling yourself “The Human Cueball” and immediately demanding that you get priority on using any pool table you want.
Damn, good luck Lisa.
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I like the naked Sinead O’Connor sing-a-like best. Mostly because of the “naked” part. All of those were brilliant though.
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Where the hell is your penis in #5, Adam?
Wishing you much luck with your chemo, Lisa.
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Hilarious! Here’s to you- many thoughts with you today.
Andria and Co.s last blog post..Thirsty Days
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Sending you good thoughts, Lisa.
Adam, good job with the illustrations. They say that laughter is the best medicine.
Gwens last blog post..We gonna celebrate your party with you
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I bet she could earn a lot, rubbing bald heads is very lucky I’ve heard.
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Lisa… I don’t know you, but you must be one hell of woman. Sending healing, fuck cancer vibes your way darlin’.
Avi, I love #2. But I must point out on #1 that one can hardly be naked in a skirt.
Finns last blog post..Thursday Photo: Flower Power
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Coming from a state rife with Hare Krishnas, I’m going to go with number 3.
Great pictures, Adam, and good luck Lisa!
Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Dialog, Part 10
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Well wishes today. I’m wearing my bracelet for you today!
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BBM, infamous, maybe.
Judy, good thoughts always help!
Suebob, I’m like a guru!
Karen, wait, what about my nuts?
Mike, I keep meaning to thank you for the Puppy Monster graphic you did. So, thank you!
Sarah, she’ll be singing Sinead O’Connor in no time.
Willie G, who, moi?
BE Earl, I’m like the next Jackson Pollock!
Honeybell, cool. Can I charge royalties?
Poppy, you’ve always been my biggest fan!
Tracy, she’s a fighter.
Amanda, you haven’t seen that many penises, have you?
That Girl, well, the nudity is just for fun.
Deppfan, that’s all I was hoping!
Dave, remember? I told you to draw a line down the center of your head and tell people you’re just a dick.
Karl, I’m sure she’ll rock out with her cock out!
Lisa, yay! I’m glad you liked them.
Amber, mini-Avitable needs good luck, too.
Pandora, that would be hilarious, wouldn’t it?
AmyD, no stabby!
Iron Fist, that’s the one that would be the most fun to witness, too.
Dan, you can already pay Bruce $5 to rub his head for good luck.
DaisyJo, I have a doctorate in stick figure art.
Britt, why do you have to be hating on the Krishnas?
Dick, exactly - after me, it’s just a piece of cake.
Bucky, let’s see how your oral sex sklls are before I can tell you I love you too.
Fernanda, cute? It’s supposed to be perverted!
Fantastagirl, or something indeed!
Dawn, wait - is there such a thing?
Hallie, you and your weiners.
ADW, don’t you have a dress like that?
Blondefabulous, I’m a strong believer in laughter solving everything.
Kate, I wish!
Christine, thanks!
NYCWD, I knew it.
BTDT, when Lisa says “fuck cancer”, she means it!
Manager Mom, that’s another brilliant idea!
Jay, mainly because you’re a closet Sinead fan, eh?
Winter, I’m dressed!
Andria, thanks.
Gwen, my art might actually cause illness, though.
Robin, I like to rub mine a lot.
Finn, well, topless, at least.
CMG, you love the Krishnas, don’t you?
MrsRobbieD, that’s awesome and very thoughtful!
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Be a product rep for Nair or Gillette!
@Avitable - love the artwork, can’t wait to see more. @Lisa I am sending good thoughts your way. Hope it goes ok.
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Lisa-I’m thinking of you today.
radioactivegirltoris last blog post..Vacation and Doctors
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Genius! Putting the CAN back in Cancer!
Love you, Lisa!!!
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Good luck today, Lisa!!
Took me a minute to figure out number 3 but I got the mic right away at least…
Sheilas last blog post..I Got An Awesome New Car
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nothing quite like an avitable drawing to make a girl feel loved! well done, my friend.
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You are hilarious Avi.
GOOD luck Lisa!!!!!!!!!!
themuttprincesss last blog post..The second day of the rest of my life.
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oh my goodness, so many options!
my prayers are with you, Lisa!
Cryss last blog post..My home woes, let me show you them
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Laughter is the best medicine, but the power of love also has great healing powers. It is apparent that both are being demonstrated here.
Lisa, my heart goes out to your and your family.
Kudos to you, Avitable, great job.
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Avi, I love your art. I don’t think you need any lessons at all!
Lisa, I think about you and your family every day. You’ve got lots of great friends out here rooting for you dear.
Geeky Tai-Tais last blog post..In Memoriam
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Ha, those are really cute, I hope Lisa printed them out and took them with her to chemo. What a great guest post.
Denices last blog post..Internet Love Song, Part I
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may you find all the strength you need - though, having met you, I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve already got it. My love and support to you and your family as the new round begins.
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Best wishes, Lisa! Hope everything goes well today and in the future!
I’d pay good money for Clusterfook Clean.
Sybil Laws last blog post..I Won!
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great cartoons~~ laughter is the best medicine~~ my mom’s fighting cancer for the third time also~~
keep fighting clusterfook
Charlene in Arkansass last blog post..HNT~~my cherry’s popped
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Bald; all the really cool kids are doing it.
Wishing you all the luck and best wishes, Lisa.
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Count me as one of the people who thought the microphone stand was some bizarre sex toy.
I was thinking “Wow, it must be heavy duty; it’s even got a power cord attached!”
Jannas last blog post..With no one watching….
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If there’s anyone that can make cancer funny, it’s Avitable.
If I catch cancer, will you guest post on my blog?
A Whole Lot of Nothings last blog post..T13: Enter if You Dare
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I am sure Lisa is going to be honored when she sees this? Who wouldn’t!? LOL
Once again you outdid yourself, good job Adam and ((HUGS)) for Lisa!
Special Ks last blog post..Bento Box Entry
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I’m sending positive vibes your way Lisa.
((((Lisa))))
Adam - I Love the Sinead O’Connor one!
~ZZ
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If Adam were a TRUE FRIEND, Lisa, he’d shave his head, too. I’m just sayin’.
Thinking good thoughts for you, dude.
Tracy Lynns last blog post..Post 742: There Is No Excuse For Pineapple On Pizza. I Mean, REALLY.
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I think the hairdresser one is totally classic. I love it.
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I could not be more excited to visit your blog for the very first time and see you plan to FUCK CANCER!! As a Moon Child born in mid July, my sign is Cancer and I am just happy to be on the list.
eh… this list IS for Lisa, right? I did not show up for the dude that made the guest post. Honest!! It’s for you babe!! Get better soon, I will be waiting for your thoughtful gift. …that’s from you and not from Adam. Really.
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Sending well wishes your way!
Chemo sucks!
We can bump bald heads!
BTW…my hairdresser was telling me today that my hair was doing a little better (as far as breakage and damage) She was asking me how much hair I have been losing during washings, non-washing, blah blah blah…her next client is sitting and patiently waiting for her to finish with me and announces out loud….”Oh you have such beautiful thick hair!”….
my hairdresser and I just gave each other a wink
If only she knew……..but I enjoyed the compliment none the less….
Rock on, Lisa!
Chrissy
SpoiledMoms last blog post..I’m Running a Bed and Breakfast!
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Ha! I’m almost peeing my pants here. Funneh. I want Lisa to chime in later and promise to do at least one of those! Kinda truth or dare style.
HeatherKs last blog post..Milestone
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Personally I’d go with the local fair suggestion. Any excuse to get rubbed down is a good excuse.
Craigs last blog post..Netflix #31, Netflix #32, The Incredible Hulk, and Get Smart
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Hope you are feeling decent, Lisa…you were in my prayers today.
Adam, i love that all your girl drawings have great, perky boobs.
Stephanies last blog post..Wow.
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ROFL! I love your drawings! And it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Lisa pulled off a few, if not all, of these things.
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Lisa–all my best to you
Adam–I’m amazed–you did five drawings and only two included naked boobs–wow–you are maturing
Turnbabys last blog post..House & Home Haiku
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Best wishes to you Lisa! xoxox
Special Ks last blog post..Sweet and Low Down
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Is it important to have your boobs out?
Now there’s a silly question!
Miks last blog post..Happy fiftieth birthday
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Mik, Avitable was the guest writer and I gave him free reign to do what ever he wanted. He is notorious for drawing cartoons like this. It’s all done in good fun.
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Which is why I said it was a silly question, Of course Adam will draw boobs
I should’ve remembered LOL.
Miks last blog post..Happy fiftieth birthday
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Mik, I guess I should of answered with “Silly answer….”
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