I’m in the hospital with a blocked bowel.
It’s very painful.
I’m blaming it all on Panera’s Bravo Turkey Bravo sandwhich.
I knew Panera would catch up to me eventually…
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ugh!!! we’re thinking of you!!!
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Awww Hon! Hang in there. Hopefully it will be better soon…
And I blame Panera too, though I’ve never had it. I’ll take your word for it
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I’m so sorry!!! UGH! Yes, It’s all Panera… don’t eat there again! Hurry up and get back home!
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I would like you to catch a break, please.
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Thinking of you – hope you get some relief. Panera’s corporate office is about 45 minutes from me – do you want me to picket them?
Five Husbandss last blog post..I’m the one you want*
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damn you panera. totally should have gone for the frontega chicken w/ broccoli cheese soup. just sayin’
**hugs** if you’re in the mood for a bad joke, I hope everything comes out okay. I know, that’s so, like 8 yrs old.
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So this is ok considering the options? Sorry Lisa…get better SOON & hopefully you’ll be (relatively) pain free soon…
((hugs)) and prayers!
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I hope you get through this fast. Or…it gets through you fast, whichever.
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OUCH!
I hope it will unblock for you and that you won’t need surgery!
Jens last blog post..She is with Him now.
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Lisa, I’m stopping right now (actually right after I finish writing this comment) to send good thoughts your way, through spacious sky and into your hospital room. Here I go. All the best to you.
Kates last blog post..What Must He Think?
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Oh Lisa, I hope they can get you relief very soon my dear.
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Ouch.
Sending healing vibes your way.
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I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers! *smooches*
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Shit fuck hell. Get better and feel good soon. That’s an order!
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Ouch.
Thinknig of you.
whymommys last blog post..Back to the grindstone
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Oh no! I hope they get you fixed right up.
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Oh man!! I decorated my house just for you…I was being a Halloween scrooge, but you were excited and my keychain came and, and….! Guess I’ll have to up the ante and send pix. Hope you feel better…I was having sympathy pains with you yesterday, cause I was full of it…
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See, you should have had the mushroom panini. It would have gone right through you. Feel better!
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First it’s them cutting off “free” wi-fi.
Now it’s them blocking bowels.
I’m declaring a crusade against the evil that is Panera!!!
(Of course, I will have to wait until the one under construction by me opens, but hopefully it will be soon)
Feel better!!!
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Ouch- I hope you feel better soon
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Sending good vibes your way.
Feel better soon!
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Sending nothing but good wishes and heartfelt good thoughts.
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I hope you get relief soon!
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Crap!
(pun or wishful thinking intended)
My friend had that when she was on chemo. It seems awful.
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I’m trying really hard not to insert a Roto-Rooter Man joke here. Really I am.
Seriously tho, get better and back to the liquid diet, yes?
PandoraWildes last blog post..How dumb can it get?
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So does this mean we have officially proven you are full of shit?
Sorry, someone had to!
Wishing you the best, hope things move along soon!
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Fucking Panera and their fucking… soup?
I’m sorry you are in so much pain. I hope this particular ick resolves quickly. And it sucks that you have to miss something you were looking forward to.
Fucking Panera!
Velmas last blog post..Go Read This, If You Haven’t Already.
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Oh Lisa that just SUCKS! I am so sorry to hear this and will be praying extra hard for you over the coming days.
I know you must be so disappointed about Avitable’s party – I’m not very tech savvy but surely someone can send you some live video and lots of pictures right? (AS IF that were the same- NOT) I so wish I could help you !
I hope when you read this you are at least pain free and the very best doctors are working on killing that F-ing tumor.
Many hugs
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The worst things happen to me at Panera. But usually only when I’m there with ex-spousal unit.
You weren’t eating with my ex were you? Each time she and I talk I’m left with a blocked-bowel feeling.
delmers last blog post..So. I went on a date tonight.
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Stupid Panera….I spit on them!
I hope you feel much better and come home soon.
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welll SHIT! ohhh I am so punny. I am sad you have to go through this honey. Hang in there best you can. My thoughts are with you and wishes for a quick recovery. *hugs*
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Freakin’ ow! I hope it sorts out quick *hugs*
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I’m sorry Lisa! I hope you fell better real soon!!!
Hugs from Florida
FERNANDA
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I’m so sorry to hear what you are going through…
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I hope you feel better soon!!
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Lisa — This just sucks! Now I will ban Panera for a good while. Hope you feel better soon and if not, kick your doctor! Get your hospital roommate some Depends!
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Ouch!
I just got out after a massive Crohn’s attack.
Stupid bowels.
Take care of yourself chicklet.
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Sending many prayers your way; walk, walk, walk. Got to get those bowels moving.
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Thoughts are with you, Lisa. Move on, mr. bowel! MOVE!
I’m sure things will improve soon, dear, you are a warrior.
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Oh crap. No pun intended…
Feel better soon! xo
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i’m sorry to hear this. tell them to make you drink Go-Litely and everything will resolve promptly.
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Hope you are unblocked soon, that really stinks, and does sound incredibly painful….
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Please get better soon!
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cup of coffee and a cigarette used to work for me every morning. i quit smoking, but coffee is still magical. want me to brew an extra strong batch?
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Hope you feel better soon! Sending hugs your way
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I seriously think you might be on to something. A week ago, I had a Bacon Turkey Bravo (you pick two deal) from my local Panera. My lower intestines were doing somersaults the rest of the day and I rushed to the bathroom a few times. Not blockage, just major gas that became the dreaded D word. Took me about 12 hours and several heaping doses of Pepto to finally get over it. Katie was also at Panera a few days ago (different Panera), and she has similar symptoms although she didn’t have the BTB. Wonder what it might be.
Hope it all comes out soon. Seriously. Not a good feeling.
kapgars last blog post..We can’t go on together with suspicious minds…
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Ugh, holy cow. Here’s hoping they can fix ya right up no prob so you can get on outta there and go home.
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Damn that Panera. Nothing good ever comes of it. (Just ask my big fat ass.)
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Oh Lisa. I’m sorry to hear this.
I hope that you are feeling better soon! (((Lisa)))
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That is painful! A friend of mine had the same thing last year about this time. She didn’t eat at panera though.
I’ll have to be sure to tell her not to go there. ha ha ha!
Hope you are unblocked and feeling better real soon.
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Ugh. Hang in there. That completely and totally sucks, and ITA with everyone else… it’s time for you to catch a break!
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OUUUUCHY!
Feel better soon.
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just checking in, to see if you are feeling better….
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Just checking on you… hope you’re at HOME and doing alright…
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Crap, you OK?
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Just checking in to see how you are feeling – hoping you are home and feeling better.
Five Husbandss last blog post..I’m the one you want*
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Thinking of you, Lisa! Go, Phillies!
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SUPER big huggles!
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Mehates that side effect of chemo. A Pain in the ass, literally. Sending prayers and smooth and groovy vibes your way. And maybe some miralax on the side. Cheers.
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Thinking on you Lisa.
I hope you’re doing well.
Hugs from Florida
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Are you back home yet? Please let us know how you’re doing.
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I keep checking back here hoping that Lisa or someone she knows IRL will leave an update comment. Still praying over here!!! xo
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