About Me

Here’s the expanded version About Me:

Three Time Cancer Fighter: Two-time Ovarian Cancer Survivor: In 2004 an 11 inch cyst was found on my right ovary which turned out to be ovarian cancer. I had a complete hysterectomy which threw me right into menopause. I survived cancer but turned into a vicious bitch. It’s amazing nobody died and no one killed me.

In 2007 I was diagnosed again after two years of telling half a dozen doctors for two years that I had cancer again. As a result I had six surgeries and almost died. A year later I’m still recovering physically, emotionally and spiritually and dealing with the fact that I may have cancer again.

On March 31, 2008 I learned that it’s a threepeat…I have cancer for the third time. This time I plan on kicking it’s ass once and for all.

Working Mother: I’m the mother of two tweens and work full-time as an administrative assistant for a buyer of a major department store. Motherhood is a job I wing on a daily basis. I’m sure my kids will have plenty of material for therapy once they reach adulthood.

Graduate Student: I attend graduate school and I’m studying for my M.B.A. with a concentration in Marketing and E-Commerce. My undergraduate degree is in Business Administration with a concentration in Human Resources. In the end I’ll be able to hire the right people to sell the right stuff to the right people. It sounds like a perfect formula for success, doesn’t it?

Rolling Stones Fanatic: I’ve been a Rolling Stones fan since I was seven years old and I heard Hot Rocks on my moms eight-track tape player, which I was forbidden to listen to. Gimme Shelter is my favorite Rolling Stones song of all time. No matter what anyone says to me, and believe me I heard, including Steel Wheelchairs, every bad joke…I absolutely love the Rolling Stones.

Gnome Collector: I’m absolutely fascinated with these little guys and started collecting them about four or five years ago after I had a college professor that looked just like a gnome. That and a lot of playing The Sims Online in 2003…what a waste of time!

Caffeine Addict: I am hopelessly addicted to caffeine. I love chocolate covered espresso beans and will do stupid human tricks to obtain them. Mountain Dew Code Red is like my liquid crack…not that I’ve ever done crack but if I did I imagine that this is what it would be like.

‘So’ abuser: I abuse this word like a crack addict abuses a pipe so sue me.

‘F’ bomb dropper: If the ‘f’ word offends you then may I suggest using the X in the upper right hand corner. If you are a Mac user then I’m not sure what you do but you’ll figure it out yourself, after all you were smart enough to buy a Mac…and I’m jealous you have one.

Confused, Focused, Bitchy, and Fun-Loving all wrapped into one huge Clusterfook…Does this need explanation because if it does then you need to find another blog to read.

Any questions and love letters should be sent to lisaclusterfook at gmail dot com.

Complaints and hate mail are always found amusing and make great blog fodder so send those to the above address as well.