A good friend is cheaper than therapy. ~Author Unknown
Is Avitable one hell of a guest poster or what? So you know what he did? He stole the spot for second highest rank post on MY blog. Nice one. I do have to say that was one of the best posts ever…on my own blog. I need to step it up!
I have a few things I’d like to say about the cartoons…
#1 – I’m not sure if Avitable wants to pay $5.00 to rub my boobs or head. I mean I see what the cartoon says however I see the hidden meaning behind it as well. I know how his mind works. Why else would I be topless? Just to attract people to rub my head? I think not…especially when the girls are a pretty good size. Ask Avitable…he saw them at TequilaCon…NOT naked so let me clear up those misconceptions.
#2 – If I were to have a product called “Clusterfook Clean” it has to be completely antibacterial. It must KILL all germs. I AM a complete GERMIPHOBE. Not only does it have to kill germs it better be a kick ass cleaner like Oxiclean and I’m so going to do infomercials like that guy does except I’m going to be MORE excited and ever MORE annoying. I’m going to speak faster, where a bedazzled tub top and shake my boobs to sell MORE Clusterfook Clean.
In fact I’ll demonstrate how to clean with Clusterfook Clean by using my boobs in a tube top…that’s just how I’ll market it!
#3 – I am the new wave of Harikrishnas you will meet at the airport, bus depot and supermarket. Except I’d like to have a pink robe instead of orange. Sorry Dawg…no offense to you because I know how much you love orange but as you love orange…I love pink with that same kind of love.
I am of the new wave of Krishnas selling “Fuck Cancer” as a mantra but I come with peace, love and hope…and I’ll kick your ass if you don’t have the same mantra…got it?
All I have to say is beware of bald people in pink robes shouting “FUCK CANER”. I wouldn’t ignore them because they will kick your ass.
#4 – Remember that hair salon that wanted to charge me $1000.00 for a human hair wig? So yeah, this is my chance to get back at them by scheduling a regular appointment like I need a REAL hair cut.
Do you have any doubt that I would pull a stunt like this?
I know you want to hang out with me now.
#5 – I threatened to come to Avitable’s Halloween Party as Sinead O’Connor this year. Now I fear that he will have a karaoke player and there will be a Topless-Singing Contest that I will be forced to play. Since I am the Queen of Karaoke, of course I would win.
This of course is just another reason for Avitable to see me topless.
I admit that at first I had a penis in the picture…I quickly realized that Avitable DID NOT lose his mind, and that it was indeed a microphone.
Dearest Adam, thank you so much for your well though out post. Yesterday was filled with major suckage but this put a HUGE ASS smile on my face and gave me a warm feeling of happiness.
A very special thank you to every one who left comments of support. I was able to read them off and on throughout the day after surgery and during chemo. You have no idea how much of a difference that makes when you are sitting there in pain and then getting pumped full of heavy metal.
One last thing…I apologize for not commenting on Wednesday’s post. There was so much going on after I posted. I did indeed get in touch with the church to get the ball rolling in order to get the girls baptized. We are scheduling it for the third week in July. I’m just sorry I ran out of time and energy to respond to each and one of your comments…because they mean so much to me.
Thanks again everyone…and thanks Avitable!
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